I Remember Seeing Eddie Murphy Raw And

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

As Far As "uncut" I Think We All Know That You Guys Cut Up The Special. Originally It Was Going To Be 2 Hours Plus And It Got Chopped Down So I Said "we Can't Use Those Words Because It's Not Going To Represent Me Right".

I've Already Produced One Hour Specials For Other Comedians And I Have A Tv Show Called Stand Up Revolution Where I Showcase New Talent And So I'd Like To Continue To Do Stuff Like That And Help Out The Next Guy.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.