I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.

I See A Latino Comic As Someone Who Can Only Perform For Latino Audiences. I Cross The Board.

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.