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I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title You Give Yourself.

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!