My Father Taught Me To Weigh My

I Just Love Movies, So Suddenly, You’re Political About Movies, And That’s Dark. It’s Just Not Fun When Something You Love Becomes Calculated.

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.

One Of The Reasons I Always Looked Up To [george] Carlin Is He Looked Like Your Grandfather But, Acted Like Your Best Friend. Most Of The Adults In My World Were Adults And Acted Like Adults And Had Job-type Jobs And Bills And Pressures And Stopped Playing A Long Time Ago. And George Carlin Was A Guy That The More He Aged The Younger He Seemed. It Was Odd Because He Was Still Sagely And Wise. But He Was Such A Role Model For Me.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.