Failure Is Success Training.

There Was Never Any Down Side To Casting Friends Over Professionals. It Was Always Fun Seeing Folks Who Never Performed Before Stretching Their Wings.

Live A "why Not?" Life, Man. Take The Shot. The Shot Is Always Worth Taking.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

With What You Don't Know About Me, I Could Just About Fill The Grand Canyon.

I Know What It Feels Like To Carry A Lot Of Weight In A Society That's Very Image-conscious. It's A Thin Person's World, And We Try To Navigate Within It Without Being Made Fun Of.