Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets

Haven't Two Hundred Years Of Failed Missionary Work Overseas Taught Anybody Anything? You Can't Convert People To Anything - Whether Religion, Or Something As Inane As Our Flicks.

Don't Let Anybody Tell You Different, Man: The Main Goal In Life Careerwise Should Always Be To Try To Get Paid To Simply Be Yourself.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go Where It's Gonna Be

I Say What Other People Won't.