A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.