A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I Was Just Working In The Shop And All Of A Sudden Something Just Triggered In Me, And I Started Shaking. And Then I Walked Back Into The House And My Wife Asked, 'what's The Matter?' And I Said, 'i Don't Feel Good.' And Tears, Uncontrollable Tears, Was Coming Out Of My Eyes And She Says, 'what's The Matter?' And I Told Her. I Said, 'i Just Thought About That Execution That I Did Two Days Ago, And Everybody Else's That I Was Involved In.' And What It Was, Something Triggered Within, And It Just, Everybody - All Of These Executions All Sprung Forward.