A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.