A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.