My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So,

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.