My Dog Learned How To Beg By

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.