My Dog Learned How To Beg By

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.