My Dog Learned How To Beg By

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.