I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.