My Credit Card Company Says I Have

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

The Comedians I Liked Were Bill Cosby And Steven Wright, Like Just Always As A Comedic Actor. I Always Liked Gary Larson, Who's Really Funny For A Cartoonist, Obviously.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.