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A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.

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A Squirrel Is The Same As A Can, When There's A Bb Gun In My Hand. Can't You See That I Am Just A Man? With Distinctions... And Comparisons.