My Credit Card Company Says I Have

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable And Broccoli. See What I Mean?