If I Had To Pick One Artist

I Am The Walrus, But Not The One You're Probably Thinking Of. I Am The Other Walrus, The One Who Is Less The Walrus In The Sense Of Legendary Music And More The Walrus In The Sense Of His Tendency To To Lie Around In Places For Too Long.

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.