If I Had To Pick One Artist

As A Comic, I Think I'm Very Verbally Oriented About A Lot Of The Stuff That I've Written Or Thought Up And How I Say It.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.