I Have A Jar At Home, And

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

The Pursuit Of Happiness: It Sure Seems To Like A Good Chase, Doesn't It?

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.