'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad'

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.