If You're Worth Over $50m You Should

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

A Mormon Told Me That They Don't Drink Coffee. I Said, "a Cup Of Coffee Every Day Gives You Wonderful Benefits." He Said, "like What?" I Said, "well, It Keeps You From Being Mormon ..."

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.