Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

You Know What Rock Musicians Are? They Are Hung Up, Neurotic, Over-weight Hippies With Sex Problems.