The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!