The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

What's Missing Is The Testosterone. What's Missing Is The Fury. What's Missing Is The Passionate Convicted Commitment. And I Got A Lot Of Mine From My Religious Background. So Y'all Best Stop Imagining The Way Dr. Zorba Looked, Or Some Defenseless Hasidic Jew With A Little Yarmulke On His Head, 'cause That Ain't Here For You.

In Front Of The Camera And In Front Of The Lens, There's No Lawsuits, There's No Agent, And There's Most Frequently No Time Limits... There's A Longevity That's Kind Of Built Into It. I Spend Most Of My Time Behind The Scenes, And When It Is Time To Perform, I'm Genuinely Delighted To Do It.

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!