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Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.

The Only Thing I'm Allergic To Is Criticism.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.