Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

Next To Hot Chicken Soup, A Tattoo Of An Anchor On Your Chest, And Penicillin, I Consider A Honeymoon One Of The Most Overrated Events In The World.

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.