I Have Paid As Much As $300

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

As A Child, My Number One Best Friend Was The Librarian In My Grade School. I Actually Believed All Those Books Belonged To Her.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.