I Have Paid As Much As $300

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Enter My First Neighbor - A Woman Who Spoke In Complete, Coherent Sentences, Who Ate With A Knife And Fork And Who Only Cried At Weddings. I Couldn't Help Myself. In A Dramatic Gesture, I Bolted The Door And Threw My Body Across It To Prevent Her Exit. She Understood.

Success Is Outliving Your Failures

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.