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I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

-Erma Bombeck

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I Have Paid As Much As $300

Erma Bombeck

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

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