I Do Not Participate In Any Sport

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)