I Do Not Participate In Any Sport

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.

Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

My Sister And I Never Engaged In Sibling Rivalry. Our Parents Weren't That Crazy About Either One Of Us.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.