Most Of Us Spend The First Six

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.