My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.