My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.