My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.