My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.