Most Men Are Secretly Still Mad At

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

My Husband And I Are Either Going To Buy A Dog Or Have A Child. We Can't Decide Whether To Ruin Our Carpet Or Ruin Our Lives.

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.