Moshe Dayan, Who Donated His Eye To

Sydney Poitier, Who Said To Lester Maddox, Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? Never Got A Dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her Husband Claus On Their Honeymoon, Stop Needling Me. Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!