Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

Alex Hailey, Who Traced His Roots All The Way To The Back Of The Bus. Never Got A Dinner!

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!