King Henry Viii, Who Said To His

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!