Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

Some Of The Most Famous People In History Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.