Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I

Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy, Do You Think You Could Get Me On The Gong Show? Never Got A Dinner!

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!