Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister

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Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!