Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My

I Take A Breath When I Have To.

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

Who's Happy These Days?

At One Time I Smoked, But In 1959 I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else To Give Up For Lent So I Stopped - And I Haven't Had A Cigarette Since.