Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

Cole Porter Had A Worldwide Reputation As A Sophisticate And Hedonist

Now What Kind Of An Attitude Is That, 'these Things Happen?' They Only Happen Because This Whole Country Is Just Full Of People Who, When These Things Happen, They Just Say, 'these Things Happen,' And That's Why They Happen! We Gotta Have Control Of What Happens To Us.

The Slapdash Way Producers Used To Assemble A Show Seems A Little Unbelievable When We Talk About Them Now

Cole Porter Wrote Anything Goes And Four More Hits For Me