I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

There's Such A Thing As Theater Discipline. One Player Doesn't Appropriate Another's Inventions

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'