My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated

Who's Happy These Days?

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.

Now What Kind Of An Attitude Is That, 'these Things Happen?' They Only Happen Because This Whole Country Is Just Full Of People Who, When These Things Happen, They Just Say, 'these Things Happen,' And That's Why They Happen! We Gotta Have Control Of What Happens To Us.