All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.

The American Constitution Was Not Written To Protect Criminals; It Was Written To Protect The Government From Becoming Criminals.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To Die.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.