Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.