Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

If Jesus Had Been Killed Twenty Years Ago, Catholic School Children Would Be Wearing Little Electric Chairs Around Their Necks Instead Of Crosses.