Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.