Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If All The People Who Are Lonesome Could Live In One Big Dormitory, Sleep In Beds Next To Each Other, Talk, Laugh, And Keep The Lights On As Long As They Want To?