Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.