Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

My Father Watched Football With The Sound Off Because He Lived In Fear Of Hearing The Voice Of Howard Cosell.