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Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

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