Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

I Don't Want To Push The Envelope. Let The Envelope Stay In The Middle Of The Table. I'll Just Make You Laugh.

If You're Dating A Man Who You Think Might Be "mr. Right," If He A) Got Older, B) Got A New Job, Or C) Visited A Psychiatrist, You Are In For A Nasty Surprise. The Cocoon-to-butterfly Theory Only Works On Cocoons And Butterflies.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.