Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."