Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

My Husband Is So Confident That When He Watches Sports On Television, He Thinks That If He Concentrates He Can Help His Team. If The Team Is In Trouble, He Coaches The Players From Our Living Room, And If They're Really In Trouble, I Have To Get Off The Phone In Case They Call Him.

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

Impulse Buying Is Not Macho. Men Rarely Call The Home Shopping Network.