Men Who Tell You They Read The

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.

A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?