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An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

Going Out To Eat Is Expensive. I Was Out At One Restaurant And They Didn't Have Prices On The Menu. Just Faces With Different Expressions Of Horror.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.