[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

All Parents Believe Their Children Can Do The Impossible. They Thought It The Minute We Were Born, And No Matter How Hard We've Tried To Prove Them Wrong, They All Think It About Us Now. And The Really Annoying Thing Is, They're Probably Right.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

I'd Love To See More Equal Representation Of Female And Male Cartoonists On The Comics Page.

Cartooning Is A Wonderful Career, And I'd Like More Women To Get To Have It. I Can't Think Of Any Reason Why We Won't See More Syndicated Female Cartoonists In The Future.