[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

I'm Most Proud Of Having Created Something That Men Never Completely Get.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.