[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

A Lot Of Married People Certainly Have Wonderful Relationships With Their Dogs, But When You're Single And Your Dog Is The Only Other Living Thing In Your House, It's A Really Special Relationship Which I Wanted Cathy To Have.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.