[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.

Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering What You've Already Got.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.

Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.