Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.

Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering What You've Already Got.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

Cartooning Is A Wonderful Career, And I'd Like More Women To Get To Have It. I Can't Think Of Any Reason Why We Won't See More Syndicated Female Cartoonists In The Future.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.