I Never Panic When I Get Lost.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.