I Never Panic When I Get Lost.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.