I Love Being Married. It's So Great

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.