Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.