Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.