Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.