Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.