It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.