It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.