Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

I Like To Shock People.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.

I Think It's Difficult, If You're A Quite Private Person Like I Am, To Write About Your Life Very Intimately.