My Mum Taught Me To Knit When

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.

When I Was At School You Got An Overall General Education, On Many Things, Even Just Basic Facts.

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.

Not Many Women Will Go Out On A Limb To Make Themselves Really Unattractive And Unfeminine So You Can Get The Laughs, But It's A Great Thing To Do In My Book.

I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.