I've Always Liked To Think I Could

There's Something People Do To You When They Bully You That Makes You Feel Like You're On Your Own. But Don't Keep Things Inside, It's Really Damaging If You Do.

Not Many Women Will Go Out On A Limb To Make Themselves Really Unattractive And Unfeminine So You Can Get The Laughs, But It's A Great Thing To Do In My Book.

My Ex-boyfriend Can Round Last Night, Which Was Weird Because I Didn't Know He Was In A Coma.

Most Of Us Manage The Fateful Things That Happen In Our Lives The Best We Can, Certainly Not To A Stalin-like 20-year Plan.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.