I've Always Liked To Think I Could

Jeremy Clarkson Is Rather Charming, But I Can't Stomach His Public Persona. I Don't Like His Casual Racism And Casual Misogyny.

Everything Becomes Magnified At Night. Sounds Travel In A Different Way, It's Dark, And Everything Seems Far More Spooky.

Again, With Two Small Children It's Incredibly Hard To Commit Yourself To Anything Because You're Just Getting Interested In It And Someone Comes Along And Goes I Want Thomas The Tank Engine On, And Screams The Place Down Until You Put It On.

British Ferries Have Stopped Transporting Live Animals To The Continent. This Has Made It Very Difficult For England Fans To Get To Away Matches.

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.