I Thought I Was Funny As A

People Can Forgive Each Other.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

The Comedian Sticks As Religiously To Her Theme As A Dancer Sticks To A Diet.

Everyone In Comedy Thinks If You Go To The U.s. You Become A Global Star But, Unfortunately, I've Always Been A Bit Anti-american - So I Never Did.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?