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I'd Love To Live In Kent But It's All A Question Of Work.

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.

I Love Everything About Books. I Love The Content, The Way They Look And Even The Lovely Way They Smell. I Think A Book Collection Says Something About You As A Person, And Certainly My Books Are Something I'd Want To Pass On For Future Generations.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

Television Provokes Strong Opinions, And Sometimes We Try A Bit Too Hard To Appeal To Everyone.